dirty old secrets.
2004-03-04 - going down in a blaze of glory
2004-03-02 - i thought "paper tigers" was a thrice song
2004-02-28 - this is about jeremy pennebaker, and i don't care who knows.
2004-02-24 - hey, wanna see some pictures?
2004-02-24 - a demented little breakup, so to say
2004-02-24 - passion schmassion
2004-02-23 - ah yes, here we go
2004-02-23 - warsaw radio
2004-02-16 - mmm...grape slush
2004-02-10 - you're a kitty kat--rawrr!
2004-02-09 - nightmares.
2004-02-04 - democrat for life.
2004-02-04 - true story.
2004-02-03 - lonesome for no one (denial)
2004-01-27 - adams to zappa.
2004-01-27 - hooked on a feeling
2004-01-25 - barhopping
2004-01-22 - thursday is the only day i've been looking forward to
2004-01-21 - you're funny, white girl
2004-01-18 - she's crafty and she's just my type
2004-01-14 - a lot can happen in a week's time
2004-01-11 - i don't understand beck lyrics. do you?
2004-01-08 - my milkshake brings the boys to the yard
2004-01-08 - you're the picture on the fridge that's never stocked with food
2004-01-05 - inven-boring
2004-01-01 - as promised
2004-01-01 - grrrrrrrr
2003-12-30 - i didn't mean to spend this much time here
2003-12-23 - i've got blisters on my fingers
2003-12-23 - baby, you know i love you more.
2003-12-20 - the mills effect
2003-12-18 - was your mother's vagina jewish?
2003-12-16 - i say feable, you say...
2003-12-16 - doesn't this family know any songs that aren't commercials?
2003-12-14 - PBR night
2003-12-12 - a disease, huh?
2003-12-11 - funk so illegal you'll have to call a lawyer
2003-12-11 - yay jamie, and yay boobs!
2003-12-11 - a fish called selma
2003-12-10 - have a coke and a smile
2003-12-06 - now's the time for a roadkill joke
2003-12-05 - i always knew i belonged in the cash family
2003-12-05 - i need mittens, and i need bedtime
2003-12-04 - i'm not a narcissist, no.
2003-12-03 - this is a call to all (my past resignations)
2003-12-02 - official.
2003-12-02 - loritron 2.0
2003-11-30 - i left out the ones that go without saying
2003-11-29 - use my pen knife, my good man
2003-11-28 - i can't believe the mets traded darrell strawberry
2003-11-26 - if cartoons were meant for adults, they'd put them on in prime time
2003-11-25 - fight the powers that be
2003-11-24 - poetry corner
2003-11-23 - vagueasaurus
2003-11-22 - that's the day i'll throw my drugs away (when they find a cure for pain)
2003-11-21 - kicking and screaming
2003-11-20 - a song is not a song until it's listened to
2003-11-19 - keep it country, boys
2003-11-19 - the song remains the same
2003-11-18 - uh oh
2003-11-18 - a regular raconteur
2003-11-16 - poo poo say nasty
2003-11-12 - bright light city gonna set my soul on fire
2003-11-11 - we're the beastie boys, not cheech and chong
2003-11-11 - fickle tennessee weather
2003-11-10 - it's just a brief smile crossing your face
2003-11-10 - "baby's got the bens," take 12
2003-11-09 - you can take the girl out of the country, but you can't take the cunt out of the girl
2003-11-08 - too bad
2003-11-07 - "don't worry, i didn't make it as cool as yours"
2003-11-05 - if i can sleep in my car, then why can't i sleep in my bed?
2003-11-04 - ain't that a kick in the head
2003-11-03 - today's lesson in japanese: a polite culture is wrong
2003-11-02 - two song warning
2003-11-01 - nerd alert
2003-10-31 - ah yes, ectoplasm
2003-10-31 - call me defeatist
2003-10-29 - come on down and don't be such a queer-bait
2003-10-28 - i like my drinks strong and my life full of irony
2003-10-27 - no, i haven't seen kill bill yet, so shut up
2003-10-26 - i'm too tired to think about donnie darko right now
2003-10-26 - this constant constellation
2003-10-25 - i see orion and say nothing
2003-10-23 - pop USA
2003-10-23 - if being alone is a crime, then i'm serving forever
2003-10-23 - i'll tell you later
2003-10-22 - needle in the hay
2003-10-22 - a new boy every day
2003-10-21 - movin' on up
2003-10-19 - babysitter's club
2003-10-17 - don't bother trying to explain, angel, i know exactly what goes on when you're on
2003-10-16 - messiah, indeed.
2003-10-16 - lick it up, baby. lick. it. up.
2003-10-15 - hey, it really is a paper moon
2003-10-15 - goblet of rock
2003-10-14 - the jig is up, the news is out
2003-10-13 - i have a new jacket.
2003-10-12 - down.
2003-10-11 - you said this song was lame, and i said, "so is your face!"
2003-10-10 - it's funny because it used to be true
2003-10-10 - yaaaaay, weiners!
2003-10-09 - no need for a subject
2003-10-08 - quadcali (poli sci majors represent!)
2003-10-07 - simpsons, part deux
2003-10-06 - no surprises, please
2003-10-05 - lies make baby jesus cry
2003-10-03 - just another tequila headache
2003-10-02 - casey counts 'em down
2003-10-02 - i should get paid for this shit
2003-10-01 - "you don't start off sex by cumming"
2003-09-29 - not like tommy lee
2003-09-28 - if ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a wonderful christmas
2003-09-26 - nothing gold can stay
2003-09-26 - jesus christ, that's a nice hat
2003-09-25 - i'm not even supposed to be here today!
2003-09-25 - apathy rules. fuck everyone.
2003-09-25 - hebrew national bible
- ring-a-ding-ding
2003-09-25 - ring-a-ding-ding
2003-09-24 - death therapy
2003-09-23 - friends of P(J)
2003-09-23 - but i really wanted to be kaiser sosay
2003-09-22 - how does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
2003-09-22 - dream a little dream
2003-09-22 - only for acree would i come to this place
2003-09-20 - woman above women
2003-09-19 - this slacker lifestyle that we do so we-e-ell
2003-09-18 - what could be more exciting than the savage ballet that is pro football?
2003-09-17 - baby's got the bens (thanks, jer--btw, did i mention how surreal it was to be sitting with you and have you say, "hey, that's what you should call your next journal entry!"...)
2003-09-16 - that's telekinesis, kyle
2003-09-16 - just what i needed
2003-09-15 - chewy treats
2003-09-14 - lori no function beer well without
2003-09-12 - oh captain, my captain
2003-09-12 - the name of the game is snaps
2003-09-11 - last name: snotball, first name: youra
2003-09-10 - talk is cheap
2003-09-10 - away with the pixies
2003-09-09 - nothing better
2003-09-09 - project mayhem is a go
2003-09-07 - part ii
2003-09-07 - art alexakis bought me a beer
2003-09-06 - it's real, it happens
2003-09-05 - my dog is a racist
2003-09-05 - god save rock and roll
2003-09-04 - waiting for the features show
2003-09-04 - sometimes...
2003-09-03 - silent friction
2003-09-03 - insomnia strikes again
2003-09-02 - fotolab
2003-09-02 - cell phone cyborg
2003-09-01 - laziest day ever.
2003-09-01 - take it, you whore